Ode to the Pretender by Ode Squeak

This poem written by Ode Squeak was about the rule of Elisah the Pretender.

Ode:

Thy rule was short,

Thy people revolt,

For thy rule fair was not.

Pretender:

My rule was great,

My rule was fair,

Till Elisah slew my child.

Ode:

There once was a queen named Pretender,

Who had two children fair and slender.

Compared to gods,

Which they were not,

The gods slew them in untimely anger.

Pretender:

It was not fair.

I boasted of the two children,

Compared them to Shamanus and Elisah with golden hair,

And they were slaughtered even.

Ode:

Again you compared,

You against Elisah the Fair.

You were struck into cheese,

Because you boasted about your fine golden hair.

Pretender:

There once was a girl named Elisah the Un-Fair,

The goddess with naught but golden hair,

Her anger was quick,

Her slaughter was slick,

And the mice were happy like it was a funfair.

                                                                           End

Elisah:

ODE!

YOU DIRTY LITTLE TOAD!